Definition of Kiss:Professors of different subjects
define the same word different ways.:
接吻的定義:不同學科的教授用不同的方式去定義:
Prof. of Algebra:kiss is two divided by nothing.
代數學教授:接吻是不將兩者除以任何東西,
不將其分割開來。
Prof. of Geometry:kiss is the shortest distance
between two straight lines.
幾何學教授:接吻是兩條直線間最短的距離。
Prof. of Physics:kiss is the contraction of mouth due to
the expansion of the heart.
物理學教授:接吻是由於心的膨脹造成嘴的收縮。
Prof. of Chemistry:kiss is the reaction of the interaction
between two hearts.
化學教授:接吻是兩顆心的相互作用所產生的反應。
Prof. of Zoology:kiss is the interchange of unisexual
salivary bacteria.
動物學教授:接吻是雌雄異體的唾液細菌交換。
Prof. of Physiology:kiss is the juxtaposition of
two orbicularis oris muscles
in the state of contraction.
生理學教授:接吻是兩塊口輪匝肌在收縮狀態時並置在一起。
Prof. of Dentistry:kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
牙醫學教授:接吻是具有感染性且抗敗血症的
Prof. of Accountancy:kiss is a credit because
it is profitable whenreturned.
會計學教授:接吻是一種信用貸款,因為返還時有利潤可圖。
Prof. of Economics:kiss is that thing for which the demand
is higher than the supply.
經濟學教授:接吻是一種需求高於供給的東西。
Prof. of Statistics:kiss is an event whose probability
depends on the vital statistics of
36-24-36
統計學教授:接吻是一項在生命力統計
是36-24-36時發生機率較高的事件。
Prof. of Philosophy:kiss is the persecution for the child,
ecstasy for the youth
and homage for the old.
哲學教授:接吻是小孩的煩擾,年輕人的狂喜,及老人的尊崇。
Prof. of English:kiss is a noun that is used as a
conjunction:t is more common than proper:
it is spoken in the plural
and it is applicable to all
英語教授:接吻是常用來當作連接詞的名詞,
這樣的用法雖然常用但不適當:
被說時它常是複數,且適用於所有地方。
Prof. of Engineering:What is a kiss?
工程學教授:接吻是什麼?